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13 Tips and Tricks on How to Avoid Billing from Nigerian Women

If you want to survive Nigeria’s harsh economy, you need to understand how to dodge emergency billing from women and friends and to avoid falling into their trap of asking you for money. Whether she’s your friend, bestie, girlfriend, your toaster, or a lady you wish to knack, you need to apply sense to escape their billing.

In this article, we will explore some questions you must avoid asking a woman if you don’t want them to bill you and how to avoid their billings.

Tips To Avoid Billing from Nigerian Women:

1. Have You Eaten?

Most women find this question annoying, and they use that opportunity to bill you. If you don’t have money, never ask a Nigerian girl if she has eaten; she might tell you she’s hungry and would bill you 2K urgently. If you don’t have money, make sure you never ask about her welfare; otherwise, she will bill you.

2. How Are You? What Happened?

When asking about how she’s doing, be careful about the right words to use. If she says, “I’m not fine,” do not ask her what happened; it’s a trap to bill you for money. Instead, tell her, “Sorry, dear. May God be with you; everything will be alright. I will check up on you later.”

If you don’t want girls to bill you, especially on WhatsApp, avoid inquiring about what happened or how she’s doing.

3. Sad Mood.

You see that moment she posted “Sad mood” on her status, bro don’t comment or react if you don’t want her to bill you, ask her what’s wrong, and you will hear stories of her gas that just finished, the house rent that is now due for renewal, and foodstuffs that have finished. Not all girls who post things like this really want to bill you, but if you don’t want them to bill you for an urgent 5K, don’t fall for the temptation of asking why she’s sad.

4. Home Alone; I’m Bored.

Bro, it’s a trap. She’s looking for someone to bill for transport money. When she says home alone or bored, she knows you may want to keep her company and would demand a transport fare and yet won’t show up. If you don’t want them to bill you online, if she says she’s home alone or bored, avoid that trap, please, because it’s a trick to bill you.

5. When is Your Birthday?

If you don’t want a typical Nigerian woman to bill you for money, make sure you never ask for her birthday. The moment you do, you already fall into their trap of billing you for money. The worst part is that if you guys just met and their birthday is next week, you can’t escape that billing. If you don’t have money, never ask a girl for her birthday, and even if she tells you, pretend like you forgot.

6. Avoid Showing Off.

If you don’t want anyone to bill you for money, then stop showing off. “You don’t have money; you post pictures of yourself in a hotel, posing with different cars in your street; who do you want to impress?” People will think that you are Odogwu and start billing you. You will hear, “Boss, make me drop Aza.”

Daughter of Eve will even be the first to comment; one thing is certain, which is billing. If you don’t want them to bill you anyhow, then you need to stop showing off on social media, especially if you have been living a fake life.

7. Don’t Make Her See Your Credit Alerts.

To avoid billing from women, don’t make them see your credit alerts or bank statements; they will take advantage of that to bill you and will drain you till you get broke again.

8. The Network Is Bad/I Will Call You Back.

Does she always call you whenever she needs help? Does it look like they only remember you when they need money from you? Do yourself the biggest favor by avoiding their billing. Whenever they call you and mention money, act like the network is poor and you can’t hear them. You will be like, “Hello, hello, ooo, sorry, I can’t hear you. Let me call you back.” Never call them back or pick up their calls afterwards.

9. Hide Read Receipts.

Don’t be surprised to see a girl who is neither your girlfriend nor a friend or family member billing you for money on social media; if you don’t dodge them, they will bill you dry. To avoid falling for their trap, turn off your read receipt or online notifications. Whenever they bill you, they won’t be able to see if you have seen their message or not.

10. Let’s Meet at the Eatery or Bar.

If you are meeting a Nigerian woman for the first time and you are not financially strong, do not agree to meet in an eatery or a bar; it’s a trap to bill you. She may have ordered what she herself couldn’t afford.

11. Mind Your Business.

The best way to avoid urgent 2K billing is to always mind your business. Don’t interfere in other people’s lives on social media or offline. If they post that they are sick or not feeling fine, this is none of your business; if you ask them, they will bill you.

12. I’ve Not Eaten Anything Since Morning.

If she tells you that “I’ve not eaten anything since morning,” tell her, “Please find something to eat for God’s sake.” You can’t love anyone more than you love yourself.

13. Stay Single.

If you don’t want a woman to bill you, it’s better for you to stay single because it’s rare to find a woman who will stick by you without billing you. Nigerian girls are like NEPA; once they start giving you light, just know that the bill is coming.

In conclusion, we’re all Nigerians, and we know how hard the country has been lately; thus, the problems of the person who wants to bill you can’t be more than your own. By applying these tips above, we can all avoid billings from women and other people around us.