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12 Simple Things Ladies Do to Deceive Men

Men are not as stupid as people believe, but many of them have become so because they were deceived by women. No matter how smart you are as a man, there are chances that you could still be deceived by a woman. Perhaps one of the ways women use to test their intelligence is by deceiving men, and this works perfectly. Almost every man has been deceived by women in one way or another. In this article, we will list some of the simple things ladies do to deceive men. Knowing all these things doesn’t mean that you won’t fall for their deceit, but it would prepare you to avoid being deceived by women.

1. CROCODILE TEARS.

Have you engaged in a conversation with a woman, and she started crying all of a sudden without you touching her? That could be a trap to deceive you into trusting her or believing what she’s telling you. Women are very good at pretending, and one of the most powerful methods they use is “crocodile cry.” Besides, when people hear her cry, they might think you are hurting her, and through that, she would gain sympathy from the public and put you in confusion. Nevertheless, if you engage in a conversation with your woman or you demand something and she starts crying, even when the situation doesn’t warrant such, it’s a trap, that is just a sign of deceit. Not all cries by a woman should be taken seriously. It’s just a crocodile cry to deceive you.

2. I AM PREGNANT.

Many women fake pregnancy in order to test men’s love and intelligence. Most of the time, they do this to extort money from their “Magas”, so who knows whether you are one of them? Besides, holes ain’t loyal. If she tells you that she’s pregnant, you shouldn’t panic or quickly run into depression. Instead, take her to the hospital and confirm the test yourself. Otherwise, you could fall for this deceit. To be on the safe side, always wear protection that will save you from being deceived by women.

3. I’M ON MY PERIOD.

If she constantly visits you and still tells you she’s on her period, then you should be worried. Ladies mostly feign affection for the man they want to deceive. Whether she’s your best friend or your woman, yet she constantly tells you she’s on her period, trust me, you might be among the types of men whom ladies refer to as “fools”, popularly known as “Okunnu.” Why is she always on her period every time? The funniest part is that some of these ladies purposely wear fake pads just to fool you. I’m not saying she is wrong, but obviously these are what ladies do to deceive men.

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4. I’M A VIRGIN.

Some women purposefully lie about their virginity for reasons best known to them. Well, some are real, while others might just act like one just to fool you, especially if you are one of the “Okunnus.” Who is Okunnus? They are the types of men that lose their senses immediately when they hear you are a virgin. They will keep you for marriage while dating another woman. They could spend all their life savings on a woman because, to them, a virgin is a saint. Anyway, whatever the case might be, should you believe her if she tells you that she’s a virgin? To avoid stories that touch, you can confirm this automatically by visiting the hospital to do a test or using a manual method to verify her virginity. This is to avoid being deceived by a woman. To you, heaven is the goal, but to her, she sees you as a fool.

5. I’M NOT IN THE MOOD.

It is rare to see a woman who will genuinely tell you that she’s in the mood. Most of the time, they always fake their mood. In fact, some women will even fake moaning to make you feel in control just to deceive you, so it is left for you to use your brain. If she traveled from Abuja to Kaduna to visit you and tell you she’s not in the mood, then you should be concerned. Most of the time, the meaning of “I’m not in the mood” is “I’m in the mood.” These are simple things that ladies do to deceive men.

7. I DON’T EAT MUCH.

I also don’t eat much whenever I visit people, especially the opposite gender, but if you really want to know whether I eat as much as I claim, just excuse me and watch. This is a common statement, but who doesn’t eat? If she tells you she doesn’t eat much or that she’s watching her weight, well, that is just temporary manners by her. She consumes large amounts of eba.

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8. SHE STARTED FORMING GNS 111.

So you recently met her and she started forming a GNS111 English general course? And you think the best thing for you to do as well is to apply for GNS127? That is a trap to test your intelligence. If you aren’t good at English, return the conversation in either pidgin or your native language to know she understands. You might end up shooting yourself with blunders, and you will become a laughing star for her. Deceptive English is one of the simple things ladies do to deceive men. Perhaps that could make her appear like James Bond to you.

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9. HAVE YOU EATEN.

If she’s not your woman, your close friend, or someone you clearly know, then you should stop asking silly questions that would make you look foolish. Asking if she has eaten is a big turn off for women, and the smart ones will reply nicely just to empty your pocket. If you are already making little changes, be focused and stop asking irrelevant questions. Holes aren’t loyal. Otherwise, you may be deceived and fall into a woman’s trap.

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10. SEND ME TRANSPORT MONEY.

This is the simplest thing ladies do to deceive men. You will become a fool to her if she plays smart by not visiting as planned after receiving the transport fare. This is because men who are Okunus always lose their senses as soon as they see a woman in your display picture. They don’t even want to know whether you are a man or a woman. They will go to any length to get the woman. If you are one of these types of men, it means you are vulnerable to being deceived by women.

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11. EXTENSIVE MAKEUP.

Makeup is a cosmetic applied to the face to make it look beautiful and attractive. Makeup is good because it helps to portray the beauty of a woman, but many men have also been deceived by this heavy makeup. So, if you are going crazy just because you came across her pictures online, that means you may be prone to women’s deceit. You shouldn’t be impressed because those things you see might not be original. The majority of those pictures are photoshopped. Sometimes you wonder if the person you saw online is still the same person you met in real life. This is just one of the simple things’ ladies do to deceive men.

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12. ROMANTIC VOICE.

If you want to catch a man, just stun your voice, make it romantic, and watch him do as you say. That is the power of a woman: they can command a man with their stunning voices. People also call the stunning voice the “tip of the tongue.” Although not every woman understands how to use their stunning voice to deceive men, the few who do can deceive you with their tongue. This is why it is difficult for some men to ignore the demands of their women, especially if they’re those that know how to use their voice and tongue.

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