ARTICLES

YAHOO YAHOO, YAHOO PLUS and RITUALIST: THE HIDDEN DIFFERENCES, CAUSES YOU SHOULD KNOW

There has always been talks that Yahoo Yahoo is not different from ritualists, most times when a news article made the headline, reporters most times tagged Criminals caught with human parts and fetish items “Yahoo boys” especially when the suspect is a youth. This Article up will focus on the true definition, causes and consequences of yahoo, yahoo plus and ritualist.

There has been an increase in rituals these days and mostly those who engage in these acts are youths.

What is Yahoo? Although there are different types of yahoo yahoo but in a layman language, Yahoo can be described as the process by which one obtains money under false pretense. In other words yahoo can be referred to as “SCAM BUSINESS” yahoo yahoo has been in existence since ancient days, during my mother’s time yahoo was known as “419” but due to technology everything has upgraded and the brand name now is “Yahoo” yahoo is an association of scammers, 419, fraudsters.

While a Yahoo Boy/girl is the person that disguises under false pretense to catch his/her victim. The victim can be on social media, church member, coursemate, internet, friends or any unsuspecting member of the public. As a yahoo boy you must be very intelligent and smart to cash out from your victim, and this is where yahoo plus comes in because it is not easy to pull out funds like that, therefore these people will make consultations on how to cash out from their victims.

Like I said earlier yahoo is an association, in this association you will find a pastor, you will see Alfa, you will see boyfriend and girlfriends but these aforementioned are not real they are fake men of God who disguise as prophet to scam you, they are fake boyfriends and girlfriends who hide under love or relationship to milk you and once they eat your money they fled.

A yahoo boy who doesn’t cash out as expected would be worried, a girlfriend who doesn’t cash out from his boyfriend (Maga, mugun) would be worried and this is where yahoo plus comes in, the yahoo boy may visit an herbalist or an Alfa or pastor for prayer for them to cash out. As for the yahoo girls, they use kayamata, I think that kayamata too is a branded charm so after using it, their victims begin to spend on them, this is Yahoo too because all is just to reap where you never sowed.

What is Yahoo plus?

Yahoo plus is a branded name for the association of ritualists who may or may not be a yahoo boy. A Ritualist is a person who Performs religious custom with fetish items so as to get something (Money, child, fruit of the womb etc.) in return.

There are different types of Ritual; Money ritual, business ritual, protection ritual etc. but the one common in our society today are money ritual and yahoo ritual. Sometimes this type of ritual involves sleeping with a mad person, eating bread with feces, sleeping in a graveyard, sleeping with a woman, virginity blood, Spiritual soap etc.

MONEY RITUAL.

This is the type of ritual whereby a religious custom is performed for one to be rich: There are also different types of money ritual, the one that involves using human parts and the one that involves slaughtering animals and fetching leaves etc.

On November 2020 I posted a video on POLYTV about a popular business man in Ladipo market in Lagos State who was caught eating bread with human feces, this man is very rich and popular in which by now he might have regain his freedom from police custody, of recent a news trended of a 17yr old girl who was allegedly used for money ritual in Ogun state.

Money rituals are very real. I don’t know how it works but this thing has been happening for ages. I could remember when I was still young, we were warned never to pick money on the ground then and from my research I learnt this ritual works in different ways. Some of these money rituals are folktales while some really worked.

YAHOO RITUAL.

This is the type of ritual whereby religion custom is performed on a yahoo boy for him to cash out in his “SCAM BUSINESS” sometimes this type of Ritual involves sleeping with a mad person, eating bread with feces, sleeping on a graveyard, sleeping with a woman, virginity blood, Spiritual soap, money giveaway etc.

Have you not noticed yahoo boys spraying money on the streets and at the river bank? Well those who pick may have to pay back spiritually(Not all cases), have you not seen these same boys doing hookups? Those who sleep with them may have to pay back with their life and when these rituals are performed the client is expected to pay without delay.

These yahoo boys perform a series of rituals to make money and most of their victims are young ladies thus this should be a wake up call for ladies who love money at the expense of their life to have a rethink. Instead of working on yourself you rely on already made man or hookup for a living blaming Buhari for your own misfortune by the time they use you for ritual your eyes will be clear and as for you that your boyfriend bought you an iPhone of 500k, did birthday surprise of 200k for you without you knowing his source of income but you enjoy sitting at the front seat of the car, I hope you still remember the story of that ospoly and Unijos babes whose boyfriend used for rituals? “Them no dey write ritualist for face nah you go use your brain”

Many innocent people have been killed for rituals by people who are desperate to make money at all costs. There is nothing as good as waiting for God’s time, hard work and praying for grace.

Any differences between Yahoo Boy And Ritualists?

Based on my understanding, Yahoo boy is one who is into scam business while a ritualist is a person who engages in a religious custom to become rich. A yahoo boy may be rich without performing rituals, a case study of Hushpuppy(though I’m not sure) but a ritualist needed to perform some ritual rites and sacrifice to get rich in which at some process may cost life.

ALSO READ: 8 Reasons Why Students Join Cultism and the Consequences

The similarities between Yahoo yahoo and Yahoo plus(Ritualist) is that both are reaping where they never sowed, that is, both make money and enjoyment by causing others pain, both belong to the same group “YAHOO” but different Sub groups(Yahoo yahoo and yahoo plus)

CAUSES OF YAHOO YAHOO AND YAHOO PLUS(MONEY RITUAL)

1. POVERTY AND UNEMPLOYMENT.

From my Research and experience, those who engage in money rituals and yahoo blame it on the rate of unemployment and poverty in the country. I understand that things are difficult in the country and the government is not helping the situation. Over 1 million students graduate every year with no assurance of jobs and this has pushed many to the wall where they have no other choice than to scam people for money, some even go the extra mile to kill just to get money.

However If you join yahoo yahoo or engage in yahoo plus because of unemployment or poverty, I will recommend you quit and invest the money you’ve made in any legit business and ask God for forgiveness before Nemesis speaks on you.

And if you are already thinking whether to join yahoo yahoo I urge you to understand that God’s time is the best, don’t rush instead work hard and pray. Yahoo may be sweet but the end is bitter and agony, stay away from it.

2. INTIMIDATION AND OPPRESSION.

If you go to many of our campuses today, you will see many exotic cars that lecturers can’t even afford although there are many students who make it legitimately but oppression and intimidation has pushed many to do yahoo and yahoo plus. I can still remember when I posted a video of an EKSU student who tried to use his roommate for a money ritual.

What exactly does a 21yr old 200level student need that huge amount of money for? They probably need it to suppress oppression and intimidation on campus so as to prove that they also belong. If you are facing oppression and intimidation on campus, just chill and don’t forget God’s time is the best.

Focus on the reason why you were sent to school and believe in yourself. You will surely make it not until you kill someone for ritual, Not until you slay yourself or make other people cry. Most of us that are students who are not yet 30Yo years old want to drive a car that our parents ride at 50yo and 60yo. Sometimes we need to take a step at a time. Don’t Rush you will always get to your destination.

ALSO READ: Shun Cultism, Hooliganism, Yahoo Yahoo – Offa Poly Rector Tells Students

3. WOMAN.

Women have been the reason why great men fell in the past. In fact these same women are the reasons why some parents are poor. You never clock 25 and You alone have 5 girlfriends, how will you take responsibility? This is where yahoo and yahoo plus begin.

Some people join this ritual because of women, they want to surprise their babe, they want to buy expensive phones for their woman. Think about this, when the repercussions come for you, that woman pushing you to do all these won’t be with you by then. Don’t allow any woman to lure you to do what you will later regret in life.

It is not your duty to open a shop for a woman, it is not your duty to surprise a woman on her birthday nor is it compulsory to buy her iPhone on Valentine’s. Please do all these only when you have the capacity and not because of peer pressure. If she can’t wait then let her go. Never be afraid to cut her from your life if she’s the reason why you are losing hope in yourself.

OTHERS

Other things that influence yahoo and yahoo plus are social media like “God when” comparison, bad parenting, environment and many other reasons not unknown to this writer. This is why You must Never compare yourself with anyone. You should not judge your life with what you see on social media. Some people are rich online but poor in real life. Just focus on your real life. Trust me, you are better than those whom you think are better than you online. Wait for your time, don’t rush.

Any consequences for ritualists and yahoo yahoo?

Of course yes, you can’t just use somebody for ritual and expect no consequences. Also, you can’t continue to use another man’s destiny for your own benefit forever. Money rituals, yahoo etc. are like LOAN which you may have to pay back one day but how and when you will pay back is when nobody knows as God is the only judge of all.

However the only solution to avoid these consequences of your misdeed is to repent now because Allah’/God is a merciful God. Perhaps you can invest with the little you have made to remember everyday for the thief and one day for the owner.

In addition, this Article is not to judge or condemn anyone, rather the purpose of this write-up is to inspire you on the definition, causes, consequences and dangers associated with yahoo and yahoo plus so that we can all learn.

Perhaps If you have been thinking of joining the association of yahoo or Yahoo plus please have a change of thought because the consequences are more than the benefits. put more efforts in that your work and if things are not going well in your life Right now draw closer to God remember a mansion isn’t built in a day this same polytechnic where you schooled wasn’t like this 10 Years ago you can see the changes in terms of building etc. that is to prove to you that great things take time.

My advice to you all is that, do not allow peer pressure, intimidation, oppression, social media and poverty to push you to do what you may later regret in life. My dear ladies, do you know that you can also be a queen and rule your own empire? But how will you even realize your dream when what you dream about is how to get the latest phone and design. You turn yourself to slave cooking rubbish for a boy because of money haba work on yourself you can also be great without sleeping around, you can also be rich without locking your man’s head. Nurture your own life too. Choose great people as your role model and mentor. Follow the footsteps of people that will contribute positively to your life and not otherwise.