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How to Carry Expo Without Getting Caught in the Exam Hall

How to Carry Expo Without Getting Caught in the Exam Hall

How to Carry Expo Without Getting Caught in the Exam Hall

 

Reading for exams is not easy in polytechnics and other tertiary institutions in Nigeria. In fact, some questions are always tough, and it is sometimes difficult to remember what you have read and crammed before the examination. Therefore, there is no better alternative for you than to cheat. But the problem most students face is how to cheat without getting caught. Well, there are some tactics to apply for you to cheat without getting caught.

Why do students cheat?

The main reason students cheat in the exam hall is to pass and avoid “carryover,” which can result in an extra year and a delay in their certificate. Perhaps not everyone is capable of reading and cramming as the body and nature differ, so cheating becomes the best alternative.

So how can one cheat without getting caught? There is no guarantee that you won’t get caught, but if you are smart enough, you will scale through the process without getting caught. Try these tricks below.

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1. SHADOW THE EXAM HALL.

Before you can cheat in the exam hall without getting caught, you need to first shadow the hall where you will be writing your exams. This will enable you to know if you will get caught or not. There are some halls that make cheating inevitable, so if you fall there, that means you are lucky. First, shadowing the area means knowing where your seat number falls, the number of students and departments in the hall, and how exposed the hall is. Does the hall have CCTV cameras? How many invigilators will be in the hall? Having this knowledge will give you tactics on how to cheat without getting caught.

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2. Reading and cramming.

Carrying expo to the examination is not for slackers. You need to read and cram as much as you can. Why? because you might not get enough time to write all the answers to questions when you bring out the expo. That means you have to write as fast as possible, and this can only get easier if you have already read and crammed before coming to the examination hall.

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3. GIRAFFE.

Another way to cheat without getting caught is to stretch your neck to tap away at your colleagues. For this to work, you just have to apply the first tip above, which includes knowing those who will be sitting close to you, so before entering the exam hall, notify them that you will be tapping from them, so they won’t get annoyed when you begin to giraffe. You have to do this in a smart way, so you won’t get caught. For example, you may have to throw down your pen or calculator and pretend as if you want to pick up to spy on your course-mate.

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Mind you, you must be a fast writer and a quick crammer for this to work. For this reason, no invigilator will fill out an exam malpractice form for you. The least they can do is to change your position or ask you to submit, so you must act smart and decent to make this tactic work.

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4. USE THE TOILET.

If there is any nearby toilet close to your exam hall, go there and hang your books, phone, or expo that you want to use there. If possible, put the expo inside your school bag and lock it. Make sure there is water in the toilet. This is for emergencies only. After hanging the expo in the toilet, go back to your exam hall. If possible, there is a question you have forgotten the answer to take an excuse from the invigilator that you want to ease yourself. If permission is granted, go to the toilet, then hurry and check the book or expo for answers. Check and cram asap. You must be very fast and also remember to lock the toilet door from behind.

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In case any security catches you unfailingly, then you use the emergency, which is the ‘water’ to flush the expo immediately. No school will expel you for taking the expo without evidence. Since you already flushed the evidence, no problem. If you don’t have an emergency, cram it and return to the exam hall to write it down. Don’t take the expo to the exam hall because it is dangerous and a serious offense if you get caught.

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5. Use a gutter close to your exam hall.

Shadow any nearby gutter and get pure water sachets with sand available at the spot. Place them(sand and sachet water) beside the gutter. Put the expo inside the gutter and hold it with stones. So that breeze will not blow it away, so when you come across a question you don’t know in the exam hall, take permission to ease yourself from your supervisor, pretend as if you are not feeling fine, go to the gutter and cut the sachet of water you placed beside the gutter, pour it on your head and do as if you want to vomit in style Look at the expo inside the gutter and cram the answers asap. If possible, enter the gutter and do as If you are vomiting, then open the expo, check for answers on time, and cram it. If anyone is coming to help, quickly cover the expo with the sand, and leave immediately so they won’t notice. This is why you must get sand ready beside or inside the gutter, so you won’t get caught

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6. USE MICROCHIP.

A microchip is a popular name for an expo in the exam hall. For this method to work, you need to find a tiny piece of paper and write all the answers that are likely to come out on it. Insert it into your bra or breast. Bring it out when you notice the invigilators are not focusing attention on you and for this to work properly You can pretend as if you are a genius by writing anything. You know, by doing this, the invigilators won’t focus on you, so you can bring the expo out without getting caught. Other ways to practice microchip is to write on your lap or thigh and wear a “jalabiya” or long skirt to cover it so that you can easily scroll up and down for answers, as these cheats work well for calculation courses where what you need is only a formula. As for the male students, you can insert the microchip in your shoe, boxer or palm anywhere that it will be safe to bring it out and return safely without causing a sound that might draw attention to you.

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7. SWALLOW THE CHIP.

The punishment for examination malpractices is expulsion if not suspension, so for you to cheat without getting caught, make sure you swallow your microchip before leaving the hall to save you from stories that touch If you suspect you’ll be caught soon, eat the paper and swallow it. You won’t be expelled because the disciplinary committee would need evidence, and the microchip is the only evidence, so make sure you destroy it, as that is the best way to avoid being caught cheating in the exam hall.

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8. Use a media player.

Technology is growing rapidly, and the world is revolving. You can use a media player to cheat on the exam, and you won’t get caught. All you need to do is to get a macro-Bluetooth and insert it into your ears. No one will even notice. Then connect the Bluetooth to your smartphone. First, record the likely to come out question and answers via sound recorder, save it, and automatically set it to play after 30 minutes or 1 hour. By this time, you will have been in the exam hall. There are several apps that do this job, so you just have to pay attention as the sound plays in your ears, then write down the answer. The disadvantage of using this method is that you don’t have control over it as it can only be played once and you have to write fast, but if you are smart enough, you could operate the macro-Bluetooth with your hand to pause and play if you can’t write fast enough.

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9. NON-APPEARANCE.

Although this doesn’t apply to every school, it works in some tertiary institutions in Nigeria. You may have to hire a genius to sit for the exam on your behalf while you pay them after the job. To avoid getting caught, you will need to put the person’s passport on your exam card.

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10. Exchange question papers.

One of the easiest ways to cheat without getting caught is to exchange question papers with your colleagues. For instance, if you don’t know the answer to question number 4, you can ask your course mate to write the answers for you on his/her question paper and exchange it when the invigilator loses concentration on your location. Some schools prohibit students from writing on their question papers, but legend still does this because it is the easiest and fastest means of cheating without being caught.

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11. USE A DIGITAL CALCULATOR.

There are a lot of calculators that perform other functions aside from calculations. They help in the storage of data such as formulas and even large amounts of text words. This type of calculator is the same as carrying an expo to the exam hall without getting caught because the invigilator would think it is just a mere calculator. There are some digital wrist watches that do this work also. What you need is to save the answers on the calculator and use them when the need arises in the exam hall.

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12. Request assistance.

Nobody is full of knowledge, so if there is any question you find confusing, you should ask your friends, as they might whisper the answers in your ear. Almost every student is guilty of this cheat, so you don’t need to feel shy or proud to request for assistance, at least it is better than carrying expo. I’ve seen so many students who didn’t even read before the exam and their answer booklets were full of answers through the assistance of their course-mates.

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Consequences of Cheating in the Exam Hall.

They say where there is a law, there is an offense, and most of the time, the consequences of cheating are expulsion or suspension, which is bad. You will lose your studentship and your ambition to obtain a degree or diploma certificate will be thrashed. Some schools do post the names and matriculation numbers of students caught cheating, which sometimes causes shame on the victims. If you don’t want to be expelled or suspended from the institution, I won’t advise you to bring expo to the exam hall as it is dangerous for your academic career.

In conclusion, we don’t encourage students to engage in any form of examination malpractice. You should try your best to read and prepare well for your exam papers, as that is the best way to avoid academic incompetence. However, if you think you can’t afford to risk reading for an exam, you can try the aforementioned tricks, as those are the ways through which you can carry expo to the exam hall without getting caught.

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